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Week 6: Tale as old as Time

My childhood defiantly revolved around high school musical. We all know that the main focus of the movie was Troy and Gabriela, but what if the focus was on Sharpay and Ryan? That would switch up the whole movie when Sharpay had Gabriela's lunch spilled on to her we probably would have gotten to hear her sing a song being all mad. We would have also seen Sharpay and Ryan practice their auditions, instead of watching Troy and Gabriela practice their audition. Another thing that would be weird is that the movie wouldn't have had a happy ending. Because Troy and Gabriela ending up getting the part to the play, we would have gotten to see Sharpay's view of losing. We could have seen tears, a really bad temper, and possibly more singing about losing.

Week 5: Back to the Future

FUTUREEEEEEE. I think in the future the world is just going to get crappier I mean honestly. The world is already going down hill in the past month we've had wildfires, 6 hurricanes, around 3 earthquakes, and even some tsunamis. THAT'S IN A MONTH! Global warming is happening and it's actually ruining the world. So in the future we're either going to have to stop polluting and killing the earth or we are all going to die. Some inventions that should happen are electric cars that don't use natural resources. We need to save this world otherwise we can die I mean lets be smart here. What will happen to our society? Well we might have to go back to hunting and gathering and be like Indians. I wouldn't like that life style. Their clothes aren't cute at all and the food would be gross.

Week 4: Time Goes by SO Slow

If we didn't have time my life would be a huge mess. My daily life is based on a schedule, whether it be school, work, or practice I'm always on a schedule. Plus I wouldn't know when to show for any of these things. Shoot that would literally drive me crazy. Not having time would change the society by making everyone live life at a different time. You would have people waking up at 7pm and just starting their day while another person could be just waking up. The world would go absolutely insane because we couldn't keep steady jobs or even do the same thing every day. Shoot if we didn't have time I literally think we would go back to hunting and gathering.

Week 3: Ask the Expert

Cough* Cough* Hello? Umh, hey it's ya boi Mads. Today I'm here to tell you all about being productive. Alright I know a lot of people struggle with this topic, but honestly it's not all that hard. To be productive you need to set goals for yourself. Start off with doing something little. For example, say you want to finish your essay instead of just waiting last minute to do it, start off by writing the opening statement. Even though it may not seem like a whole lot it's still more than doing nothing. Also to be productive you need to stay focused on the subject. The moment you stop thinking about what you're doing is the moment you get side tracked. (Question in the front)... Yes? How do you be productive without motivation? .... The answer is simple, it's your mind you have to tell to be productive. Once you get that far the motivation is there.

Week 2: Science Experiment... Gone Wrong

Hello humans! It's me, Doctor Mads, and I have this amazing experiment on you guys... So have you ever wondered why humans act the way they do? Well it's simply because I control them. Every human has a chip in their head and all of my alien buddies over here control each human. So when a human has a crazy spaz attack the reason is usually because we watch the humans on our t.v. and entertain our family and friends. When humans are upset it's usually our way of crying. See we can't cry ourselves, but we can feel the pain. The pain almost feels less to us if we let the tears come out of the humans. That explains why sometimes you see a girl crying for no reason. When humans get mad it's usually because someone or something triggered us to want to blow up the whole human race. However, it's kind of like a video game to us and letting the humans get mad it cheers us up a bit. You may think this is a sick experiment, but you know what it has helped us live a better ...