Week 2: Science Experiment... Gone Wrong

Hello humans! It's me, Doctor Mads, and I have this amazing experiment on you guys... So have you ever wondered why humans act the way they do? Well it's simply because I control them. Every human has a chip in their head and all of my alien buddies over here control each human. So when a human has a crazy spaz attack the reason is usually because we watch the humans on our t.v. and entertain our family and friends. When humans are upset it's usually our way of crying. See we can't cry ourselves, but we can feel the pain. The pain almost feels less to us if we let the tears come out of the humans. That explains why sometimes you see a girl crying for no reason. When humans get mad it's usually because someone or something triggered us to want to blow up the whole human race. However, it's kind of like a video game to us and letting the humans get mad it cheers us up a bit. You may think this is a sick experiment, but you know what it has helped us live a better life.

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